[FREE IRAN Project] In The Spirit Of Cyrus The Great

[AmirN]

http://www.iranian.ws/iran_news/publish/article_12877.shtml


PEOPLE OF IRAN SEND A VERY SPECIAL GIFT TO HAMAS
Feb 3, 2006
Mullah's Pink News Agency: Qum, Iran


SATIRE - "MAAL BAD BIKH RISH PEDARESH"


EXTRA! EXTRA!

Qom; the center of universe, Iran, The Mullah News Agency reports;


Iranians to Arabs: "All Yours"

Iranians have decided to give their selected President Mr. Ahmadinejad as a gift to the newly elected HAMAS government of the Palestine Territory.

The move comes as they point out since Mr. Ahmadinejad does not have single gene of Iranian Patriotism, Nationalism or compassion for the Iranians, they have wrapped'em to give him to people he adores and is willing to do anything including going to war for them.

The fact, he is willing to sacrifice the entire Iranian population for the benefit of HAMAS and the Palestinian people. Whether, Palestinians want or not!

At a later date, Mr. Khaemeni and the rest of the Islamic Government will be gift wrapped and send to HAMAS as well.


IRANIAN PEOPLE BID FAREWELL TO MR. AHMADINEJAD AS HE IS DRESSED WITH A NEW JACKET - WRAPPED BY COLORFUL RIBBONS, PUT IN A FANCY GIFT BOX.

Good Riddance.

The above report was prepared by our Qom headquarter news reporting, we give you the news straight from the horses mouth. But, most of the times, from the horses........!
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[Oppenheimer]

Dear Amir,

Did they by any chance specify method of delivery? I was sort of curious whether he'd be wrapped up and strapped to a shahab3 so as to kiss his ass goodby...or whether they'd simply stuff his head in a box and fed-ex it (on dry ice of course).

Well, either way, folks better get on it, before he goes and does something really stupid...