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Translation by Dr. Etebar Guest
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 6:15 am Post subject: This is pretty funny! (The Genius of the Mullahs ;) ) |
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Translation of Farsi by Dr. Ramin Etebar:
Those who say the west is more advanced than us are stupid!
Hojatoleslam Hasani the infamous Imam of the Friday prayers in Rezaieh, who is known for his nonsense and idle talks, stated that” those who say the west is more advanced than us are stupid “in his sermon. Don’t they know we are in the 14th lunar century and they are in 21st century A.D., meaning they are 7 centuries ahead of us. Were they more advance than us when they were in the 14 century like we are now? But we will catch up to them in future since one lunar year is shorter than their solar year. Don’t you see that every year, the Islamic months such as Moharam and Ramadan do not fall in same time as last year? For instance the holy month of Ramadan sometimes falls on winter and sometimes in summer or another season.
Allah will help us, and since our years are shorter, every few years we gain a few days, therefore our grand children not only catch up with the foreigners in their century, but will be more far ahead than them. Then we will see who is more advanced. Allah helps his Moslems everywhere.
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Pantea
Joined: 30 Apr 2004 Posts: 201
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 10:57 am Post subject: career advice |
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This akhoond should have taken a career test, and it would have looked something like this:
clown (to the bone). Who says friday prayers aren't entertaining?!
I also have a suggetion for anyone who wants to get rich:
- go to Iran or any muslim country for that matter;
- buy some shares from Microsoft;
- come back to the west;
The result: you'll be bloody rich according to this guy!! as I understand it's a kind of time travel
To dr. Etebar: Daste shoma dard nakone, nim sa'at be rishesh khandidam! |
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Michael D'orio Guest
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 10:18 pm Post subject: Thank |
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Thank you Dr. Etebar for your translation and informative post!! |
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